Thursday, October 13, 2011

How to Confuse Strangers (A "Poem")

Approach someone random,
Act panicked (not insane), say
“Excuse me!” – catch your breath,
“But what year is it?”

Jubilation or horror
Are two options;
Either way, the stranger's
Response must shock you.

Stare in awe at the sky
As you run away.
Make sure to jump back
At the first car you see.

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