[I]
Among other things,
Condom sales reach their peak
Around Valentine’s Day.
…so have fun with that. :(
[II]
Have fun? Great! Because
March is the highest grossing month
For at-home pregnancy tests.
So have fun with that :)
[III]
Oh, and on Valentine’s Day, 1929,
Penicillin was introduced
To cure you of your syphilis.
Try to have fun with that! <3
-Youngman Brown
-Youngman Brown
Crabs-riddled beatnik snaps for your fresh lyrics.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'm not single, but I'm not a huge fan of Valentine's Day either..
I like to remind my friends with November birthdays that it was probably on Valentines day that the magic happened...
ReplyDeleteHmm! Is it a coincidence that the initials for Valentines Day are V.D.?? :o
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not a coincidence. Ask the Illuminati.
ReplyDeleteAwesome :).
ReplyDeleteDid you check I give you a butterfly blogger award ?
@G my birthday is the 2nd week of November, and that just blew my freaking mind.
ReplyDeleteOh, and as a married guy, I have no need for condoms, pregnancy tests, OR syphilis! Score!
SO glad to have survived another relationship-free VD! ...wait, that sounds bad. ...but I can't bring myself to spell out the actually holiday.
ReplyDeleteizdiher: yes! thank you, I will probably make a post about that soon!
ReplyDeleteaBftS: yay for marriage
Red: Yea it is a tough one to spell out if you are bitter.