Wednesday, April 11, 2012

The Happiness "Poem"


Feeling sad?
Just remember:
Osama bin Laden
Is fucking dead.

-Youngman Brown

23 comments:

  1. What about puppies or bunnies!!?? Or a really yummy chocolate cake!! (Like the one that kid was forced to eat in Matilda.) Or something yellow!!! Yellow always makes me happy :) lol

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    1. Haha anytime I am totally stuffed I think of that scene in Matilda. That would be my torture. Poor kid.

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    2. Torture? I think of it as heaven! Nom, nom, nom :)

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  2. Whenever I feel sad, I reach for the beer and fire up my grill!

    A dead Bin Laden makes me happy too!

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    1. One day you're gonna have to grill me up something.

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  3. And that was my little ray of sunshine for the day! Time to drink my coffee! ^.^

    -Barb the French Bean

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  4. It's like Robert Frost and Emily Dickinson had a poem-child.

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    1. That woulda been some interesting-to-watch baby-making.

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  5. Ding, Ding the dog is dead
    the dog is dead, the dog is dead
    Ding, Ding the wicked dog is DEAD!!!!!

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  6. Unless he can regenerate and breath under water, then things may not be so happy.

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  7. This totally made my day and made me laugh. Thanks bud!

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  8. Thinking about people dying doesn't normally cheer me up... even if it is Osama.

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    1. Just the fact that he is off of this planet makes me happy. I'm sorry, but it does.

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  9. That was a pretty freaking happy night...all those people outside the White House waving flags...yeah...pretty freaking happy. From now on every time somebody bitches to me I'm going to stare them down and say..."dude, quit your whining...Osama's dead!" Who can stay mad in the face of that? Well said.

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  10. Best poem ever! And a smiley face to boot..how awesome is that? Thank you!

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  11. Sometimes, it's the little things in life.

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  12. The ending was really surprising to me, since it didn't rhyme. Who knew that a poem couldn't rhyme? I think you're on to something.

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  13. I like it, short but serious yet funny.

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  14. Expected denouement; still affecting.
    FUCK YEAH!

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