When it comes to grammar, there are many things people do that annoy me.
I’m sure that there are some things I do that annoy people, too. For example, people might get mad when they see the prepositions that I sometimes end sentences with.
Additionally, I always mispronounce “nuclear” so that it sounds more like “new-cue-lur.”
Yea, you heard me right. Third base.
It wasn't just the fact that he told me. It was the way that he did, in the cruelest of tones – one that made me want to bash someone’s face in for the first time in my life.
|Like this. But less literal.|
But now, many years later, I have gotten over it and forgiven Lynn. I still talk to her to this day. I also still sometimes exchange pleasantries with the dude she cheated on me with (there’s that preposition again!).
|Pretend that these are dudes, and you'll get the picture*.|
|"THIS! IS! SUPPOSEDLY!"|
With all my anger and rage directed at him, I would have probably punched him so hard that he would die. Then I would have my new best friend, Don, help me bury the body and I would live happily ever after with Lynn, feeling no remorse whatsoever for the decisions I made in this fantasy.