If you are reading this, it means you are a person. And since you are a person, it means that I am about to offend you. Because every person in the world apparently loves the song “Somebody I Used to Know” by Gotye. But please read this with the forgiving heart, for I am the only person in the world who doesn’t like that song and am clearly delusional. If you love this song, simply insert an artist that is popular and that you happen to hate. So every time I say “Gotye,” just say “Justin Bieber” or “Kesha” or “Coldplay” or whatever artist or band that you happen to hate.
Anyway, here is the song if you have somehow not heard it yet:
Or, as I see it, as natural as urinating.
But let’s be honest, there is no toilet in the world big enough to flush as massive of a shit as a Gotye CD.