I went into McDonald's today.
I had a hankering for a milkshake.
“Welcome-to-mcdonalds-can-i-help-you” the cashier said, without giving inflection or emphasis to any of the words. She said this greeting to nobody in particular, apparently, as she stared through me with droopy eyes.
For the sake of this story, I shall call her “Tanisha.”
|I added this picture because it is awesome.|
And because Ronald looks totally surprised.