My buddy works for the government. He recently transferred to a different location and needs to get top secret clearance so that he can work with classified information. A while back, he asked if I would act as a reference for him, and of course I obliged.
But with each of these questions, I stared right back at the investigator and said with absolute seriousness and perfect clarity that he was not a terrorist.
|There he is, pretending to be a dinosaur. And|
there I am, naively following in his footsteps as
he plots our country's demise. Sure, it was a
parade, but take note of the symbolism anyway.